Morning Exchange

So I figure since I’m getting on in years I should start thinking twice about what I eat…especially when it comes to the pounds department. I have been leaning towards Organic and making food at home whenever possible. I had a moment of weakness yesterday. I had to take my cat to the vet in the early am where she wailed so loudly that I shed a tear of guilt. Afterwards, to console myself I went to Dunkin Donuts for breakfast. I thought, I will order a sandwich without the cheese to minimize the pound factor. I’ve never been a picky eater or one of those skinny-latte or hold-the-cheese-people but I thought I would give this special ordering thing a try.

DD1: Good Morning, welcome to Dunkin Donuts.

ME: Good Morning, could I have a sausage and egg sandwich please?

DD1: Sausage Egg and Cheese?

ME: No Cheese, please.

DD1: No Cheese?

ME: No Cheese.

DD1: (cashier to latte maker) Sausage Egg no cheese.

DD2: (latte maker to cashier) No Cheese?

DD1: No Cheese

DD2: (latte maker to sandwich maker further down the line) Sausage Egg no cheese.

DD3: (sandwich maker to latte maker) No cheese?

DD2: No cheese.

DD3: (Sandwich maker hands me the brown bag and says with a big smile simply) No Cheese.

ME: Thank you.